Things Bitches Like

#26 Secretly Wishing Their Boyfriend Was More Like Chuck Bass No...

Sun, 27 Dec 2009 03:28:00 -0500

#26 Secretly Wishing Their Boyfriend Was More Like Chuck Bass

No offense, boys. He’s Chuck Bass.

# 25 Shopping at Anthropologie .. because everyone is a little...

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 18:46:21 -0500

# 25 Shopping at Anthropologie

.. because everyone is a little ‘boho chic’ at heart

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#24. Gratuitously taking pictures of yourself[for Wednesdays] -...

Fri, 07 Aug 2009 09:30:00 -0400

#24. Gratuitously taking pictures of yourself[for Wednesdays] - aka GPOYW

In your world webcams are really only useful for geneating traffic on your tumblr and getting you more followers.

#23. Fixed Gear Bikes yeah, sure, it’s “cool”...

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 09:00:00 -0400

#23. Fixed Gear Bikes

yeah, sure, it’s “cool” and “trendy” and “hip” to only one gear on your bike..

But why can’t you be content with multiple gears? It is really that important?

#22. Sending Mixed Messages Sometimes a “no” means...

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 06:29:00 -0400

#22. Sending Mixed Messages

Sometimes a “no” means “yes”, a “yes” means “no”, and an unanswered text message means she’s got bigger fish to fry.

#21. Passive Aggression Because no one needs to know how you...

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 01:40:06 -0400

#21. Passive Aggression

Because no one needs to know how you really feel until it’s too late.

#20. Getting engaged. Or thinking about getting married. or...

Sat, 27 Jun 2009 19:00:00 -0400

#20. Getting engaged.

Or thinking about getting married. or dreaming of their perfect wedding. or obsessing about their perfect husband/cake/centerpeices/dress .. and the like

#19. The Pouty “Duck Lip” Smile Thing The Olsen...

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 18:23:00 -0400

#19. The Pouty “Duck Lip” Smile Thing

The Olsen Twins (Bitches really like them) trademarked this a few years ago, but obviously, it’s still going strong. Pursed lips like a duck’s bill, slight downward head tilt, and forced hollowed cheeks? Yes please.

Combine this with the “Peace Sign” and you’re ready to go! Hello, Facebook profile picture!

#18. Flashing the “Peace Sign” …actually in...

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 18:10:00 -0400

#18. Flashing the “Peace Sign”

…actually in most cases you’re not spready good will and warm wish. You’re putting two fingers up and giving a big “F**K YOU” to all of our fine friends for the British Isles and elsewhere, but whatever.

#17. Michael Jackson (parties) Any excuse to wear sequins is a...

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 13:20:00 -0400

#17. Michael Jackson (parties)

Any excuse to wear sequins is a good excuse to wear sequins.

#16. This Haircut …and having a bigger poof than their...

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 13:16:43 -0400

#16. This Haircut

…and having a bigger poof than their friends.

#15. Paris … and the romance it supposedly holds.

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 02:29:00 -0400

#15. Paris

… and the romance it supposedly holds.

#14. Flip Flops. When it’s appropriate and when it’s...

Thu, 14 May 2009 04:42:26 -0400

#14. Flip Flops.

When it’s appropriate and when it’s not: this summer essential will make you look awkwardly ready fro the beach wherever you go.

Rainbows? J Crew? Old Navy? Brazilian Havianas? Take your pick- and there is likely a dedicated and loyal group of bitches in looove with a particular flip flop style/brand/look.

#13. Jonas Brothers also note: purity rings, trendy attire, and...

Wed, 11 Mar 2009 04:15:00 -0400

#13. Jonas Brothers

also note: purity rings, trendy attire, and clean-cut image

#12. Uggs They might be oh-so warm and comfortable… but...

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 13:02:59 -0500

#12. Uggs

They might be oh-so warm and comfortable… but they are also the anithesis of style and fashion.

No bueno..

#11. Cupcakes

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 23:08:20 -0500

#11. Cupcakes

#10. Bros

Mon, 09 Feb 2009 00:47:00 -0500

#10. Bros

#9 Leggings …for all occasions. Including 80s parties....

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 19:11:00 -0500

#9 Leggings

…for all occasions. Including 80s parties. It’s a Things Bitches Like 2-Fer.

#8. Jersey Dresses … particulalry those you can wear a...

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 17:56:00 -0500

#8. Jersey Dresses

… particulalry those you can wear a multitude of ways.

7. The Format and their posters. and pretending they...

Wed, 04 Feb 2009 06:24:00 -0500

7. The Format

and their posters.

and pretending they didn’t break up.

They did.