Things Bitches Like

#26 Secretly Wishing Their Boyfriend Was More Like Chuck Bass

No offense, boys. He’s Chuck Bass.

# 25 Shopping at Anthropologie

.. because everyone is a little ‘boho chic’ at heart

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#24. Gratuitously taking pictures of yourself[for Wednesdays] - aka GPOYW

In your world webcams are really only useful for geneating traffic on your tumblr and getting you more followers.

#23. Fixed Gear Bikes

yeah, sure, it’s “cool” and “trendy” and “hip” to only one gear on your bike..

But why can’t you be content with multiple gears? It is really that important?

#22. Sending Mixed Messages

Sometimes a “no” means “yes”, a “yes” means “no”, and an unanswered text message means she’s got bigger fish to fry.

#21. Passive Aggression

Because no one needs to know how you really feel until it’s too late.

#20. Getting engaged.

Or thinking about getting married. or dreaming of their perfect wedding. or obsessing about their perfect husband/cake/centerpeices/dress .. and the like

#19. The Pouty “Duck Lip” Smile Thing

The Olsen Twins (Bitches really like them) trademarked this a few years ago, but obviously, it’s still going strong. Pursed lips like a duck’s bill, slight downward head tilt, and forced hollowed cheeks? Yes please.

Combine this with the “Peace Sign” and you’re ready to go! Hello, Facebook profile picture!

#18. Flashing the “Peace Sign”

…actually in most cases you’re not spready good will and warm wish. You’re putting two fingers up and giving a big “F**K YOU” to all of our fine friends for the British Isles and elsewhere, but whatever.

#17. Michael Jackson (parties)

Any excuse to wear sequins is a  good excuse to wear sequins.